Friday, July 14, 2006

Alcohol Consumption Warnings

While reading an email earlier, I had a good chuckle at these.

I wanted to share.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what happened to your bra and panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
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